
TooKnown's Leak of the Day
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Okay, before I begin, I want to preface that this IS a Soulja Boy album we're talking about. I have to review it in the mindset that this is a certain type of music of its own, it's not necessarily comparable to the type of hip-hop that most artists respect. So, I'm setting aside my opinions on Soulja Boy himself and what he's about, and I'm givin' you my unbiased review on what he's tryin' to bring with his sophomore release, iSouljaBoyTellem. His first album, whether you like Soulja Boy or not, was honestly a joke. 90% of the tracks were absolute garbage. It went platinum due to "Crank That" and the album's overall absurdity, which actually bordered on humor. His sophomore album is noticeably better, he actually puts effort into producing his songs and tries his best to deliver somewhat decent lyrics. It's not terrible at all, there really is something interesting about several of these tracks, but not enough to make it a good album. His first single, "Bird Walk", which is pretty much the successor to "Crank That", was released through YouTube months ago via dance videos bent on viral marketing. The album's features include Gucci Mane, Shawty Lo (he sucks), Juney Boondata, Yo Gotti, Show Stoppas, Sammie, and Sean Kingston. While "Bird Walk" and a couple others are solid, I don't think it's going to be enough to carry the album to platinum status this time. But who am I kidding, he'll probably go double platinum. Damn it.
Album Art
He's got his city reflected off his glasses sportin a denim fitted. I'm just feelin' it. The dude may not be a real hip-hop artist, but he does have some swag. He has to, or else he'd already be out the industry a long time ago.
Album Length
He's got 16 tracks, over an hour of music (yes, music). No problems here.
Top 5 Tracks
This was VERY difficult to pick the last two. If you disagree with the first three, you're crazy.
1. Bird Walk
2. Shoppin' Spree (ft. Gucci Mane & Yo Gotti)
3. Yamaha Mama (ft. Sean Kingston)
4. Kiss Me Thru The Phone (ft. Sammie)
5. Whoop Rico (ft. Show Stoppas)
Honorable mention: Turn My Swag On, for being one of the most annoying songs of all time, and yet part of me actually likes it, go figure.
1. Bird Walk - Like I said, the successor to "Crank That". The beat is fun and upbeat, overall the production is definitely better than that of "Crank That". This is obviously not about lyrics, it's a club banger with an accompanying 'Bird Walk' dance. I gave this track #1 status because it's clearly a Soulja Boy song. This is what he does. Straight from the man himself, "We call this club music, I call it swag music, I call it entertainment. I call it get money music, Man I call it, Soulja Boy music."
2. Shoppin' Spree - The beat alone, makes this a hot song. Best produced beat in a Soulja Boy song yet, by far. Credit due to Mr. Hanky, ain't know him but he gets respect for this track. SB's lyrics aren't even really that bad either, probably the best I've ever heard from him, even though that's not saying much. Gucci Mane's flow was pretty on point, Yo Gotti has an interesting voice.. and uh, yeah that's about it. Haha, for real, this is purely about the beat, no artist shined on the track for any lyrical prowess that's for sure. For all of Soulja Boy's past Super Nintendo video game sounding productions, I have to give him props for makin this one happen.
3. Yamaha Mama - You can't hate this song. You really can't. The production is not only great (we got Polow da Don on this!), it's overall a very well-done track. Sean Kingston absolutely makes the song with his contribution. He has one verse that he repeats three times throughout the song, does the bridge, as well as singing the hook. This really should be Sean Kingston featuring Soulja Boy. The hook features a sample of "Vroom on a yamaha, chromed out eleven hundred" from Lil Wayne & Birdman's "Stuntin Like My Daddy". Soulja Boy's lyrics are pretty much trash, even for an r&b style song like this, and yet you really don't take too much notice due to Kingston's performance. Soulja Boy doesn't get that kind of help on the rest of the album that's for sure.
4. Kiss Me Thru The Phone - Honestly, this song in its entirety, sucks. But the hook is interesting thanks to Sammie. Cmon now, I don't have much to work with here!!
5. Whoop Rico - "When we start dancing, what we do, we hurt they feelings." The beat is very similar to "Knuck If You Buck" by Crime Mob, and is pretty much an attempt at a club banger with some sort of dance as well. "Wit My Yums On" and "Rubber Bands" were runner-ups, all three of these songs are just about their beat, because otherwise they aren't worthy of any mention.
Best Feature
Soulja Boy easily could've done without every single one of his features with the exception of Sean Kingston. Kingston takes Yamaha Mama from a disgrace to a catchy pop/r&b radio-play capable track. I've always been a big fan of Kingston, his first album was a huge success and I'm hoping to hear some new stuff from him soon, it's been a while!






A question that's sure to stir up some controversy, who's the realest rapper on top of shit these days? Plies seems pretty confident with his three albums entitled The Real Testament, Definition of Real, and now Da Realist. Too bad he has a huge reputation for being one of the most fake goons in the game today. Regardless, Plies still makes hits and gets my respect for some quality singles in his first two tapes. Da Realist is Plies' second release in only six months after Definition of Real, which is a big deal considering there are over 30 tracks between them both. Overall, production value of Da Realist would probably fit somewhere in between his first two tapes, with a few above average tracks, several average, and the rest just plain boring. I'm not the biggest fan of this tape, it definitely isn't his "best work so far" as he's quoted as saying, probably because his top songs don't top his best songs on his past releases, but there are definitely a few quality tracks worthy of radio play. With that said, his lyrics are better overall as he focuses a bit more on real issues (hey maybe now he's putting the word "real" to use) instead of just talking about sex in every song. Since I'll only be showing you a Top 5, I really need to point out how terrible "I Chase Paper" and "Fuck U Gon' Do Bout it" are. Really, they should've just been cut. Features include Chris J, Sean Garrett, and Ashanti. Props to Sean Garrett for gettin on tracks nowadays instead of just producing, he's got a pretty different voice and sometimes can sound a bit wack, but he doesn't sound half-bad on "Street Light".
Album Art
Ehh.. never a strong point for Plies. He tries hard to look raw and to be honest, I don't see it. His first album had better art.
Album Length
We've got 16 tracks on here, if you discount those two I mentioned that sucked in the tape synopsis, you still got 14 tracks haha, and that's definitely enough for a major release. Nice job Plies with hittin us with two loaded albums in six months, real talk.
Top 5
1. Heard Of Me
2. Pants Hang Low (prod. Mannie Fresh)
3. Gotta Be
4. Put It On Ya (ft. Chris J)
5. Me and My Goons
1. Heard Of Me - I'm feelin Plies' flow on this track all the way. He's got swag on this track for sure, somethin' bout the dude's voice and delivery in this song just brings it to that level. Lyrics are on point, production is just as good as it needs to be, nothing special. This edges out Pants Hang Low because of it's uniqueness in Plies' style.
2. Pants Hang Low - Best produced track on the album. Clearly, because it's Mannie Fresh, almost everything he uses his classic 'boom boom clap' on gets airplay. "Will I still fuck her I don't know yeah probably haha!", only Plies. His flow fits the song perfectly, his lyrics really aren't bad at all, and the chorus is damn catchy. There's a reason this was released as his first single. "I'm from the hood and that's how shit goes!"
3. Gotta Be - Plies is a realist on this track. Whether you respect the dude as a true goon or not, the story he tells on this song is real talk no doubt. His lyrics are top-notch, probably one of the best on the album. The beat is a little something chill mixed with that feeling of reflection. Quality track right here that hopefully raises Plies' credibility as a real hip-hop artist.
4. Put It On Ya - Plies wouldn't have a chance with this song if it wasn't for Chris J (who I've never heard about, even his wikipedia entry got removed due to a "lack of importance" haha!). Plies' lyrics are pretty much exactly what he's said on about 20 other songs, just now with some "original" metaphors. The song is catchy due to Chris, that's all.
5. Me and My Goons - This may have the most simplistic beat of any song I've heard in a while, and for some reason it's extremely catchy. The flow just crawls, there ain't another song on this album that you can slow tip to like this. If Plies only changed it up a bit he could've kept this track for gettin' a bit boring towards the end. He does sound drunk the entire time, haha, which he even clarifies "my goons paranoid so please don't flinch, cause all my goons ain't got good sense, we all dead drunk, and all us lit but I love my goons cause they tote they shiiiit.." It's Plies, that's a good verse for him, hell it made me laugh.
Best Feature
Chris J, no competition. Ashanti was useless on her track and Sean Garrett wasn't enough to save the disappointing "Street Light". Chris makes his song a top track, so clearly he gets this credit without hesitation.